221bec: “so how’s your fandom doing?”
carnivalowl: Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
tinytazninja: dickrockerjanecrocker: blainedarling: heysammy: a-sorta-fairytale: imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with #empty chairs at empty tables imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with oh god NO oh god YES
lionza: “it doesn’t mean anything, it’s just a word” um i’m pretty sure that’s the point of words to mean established things in order to make communication possible
dailymantra: rlzahawkeye: maka-baka: so this cute mofo was voiced by the same person that did the voice of this mofo welcome to funimation where we have 5 voice actors four of them are Vic Mignogna in different wigs
That moment when your bathroom’s occupied and your roommates toilet is so gross looking that you go the community restrooms.
queenkickass: i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU
i-do-even-lift: brittanakissed: i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
Reblog if you were ever bullied.
squeekz4all: rox1108: 007-reporting: angelsontheearth: 17851 That’s disgusting. Well done society. Well done. 20,299. 148,628 173,490
commercial: "have you or someone you love-"
me: slow down thats the same person
thetwerkking: when a hot person walks by and accidentally rubs against you
Things Steph learned about drinking last night.
1. Under no circumstances should you drink and not eat. 2. Do not drink when still getting over a cold. 3. Speed bumps, stairs and those things that are in parking lots that have trees planted in them are you’re worst enemies. 4. While going down hills and stairs seems easy at the time, its still best to use handrails. 5. When your friend says to drink water, no matter if you think...
detest: do u ever look at ur friend’s drawings or stories and be like
grrrlfever: im amazed that some people can draw a thing and it looks like the thing its meant to be how did u how did u do the
rnedia: everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
luginub: What I look for in a girl: Water, 35 litres Carbon, 20 kilograms Ammonia, 4 litres Lime, 1.5 kilograms Phosphorus, 800 grams Salt, 250 grams Saltpeter, 100 grams Sulfur, 80 grams Fluorine, 7.5 grams Iron, 5 grams Silicon, 3 grams Trace amounts of 15 other elements